Absolut HFA

This knitted poodle insulates your vodka with the effectiveness of an impersonal stainless steel cooler but with the character of a friendly woolen animal your favourite Auntie has knitted for you. It would also make an ideal gift for politicians whose obsequious deference to Washington has made their client state poodling legendary. Either way it is the absolute test of the possessors cool, a challenge many will fail but as such it becomes an icon of an elite ability for effortless grace of the few. Test yourself.